8:39AM Thursday
March 7, 2013

What the hell is this?

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Not sure what picture I'm showing you above, but it appears to be friendly Minnesotans(?) possibly twins, smiling and giving each other a hand hug.- Bad news guys, the Twins are not going to give you much to smile about, except the overwhelming flavor bomb you'll get when you shove a jucy lucy in your cold weather thickened body.- Outside of Joe Mauer and (maybe) Josh Willingham, this team is void of any star power.- It feels like the Twins were on the verge several years and were trying to hang on too long in hopes of making a run.- It's hard when a seriously tradeable chip is a homegrown hero who is impossible to trade.- This team is a long way away from the team that- stole won the 1991 World Series.

Let's take a closer look at the Twins.

Major Off-Season Moves:

Acquired Vance Worley

The Twins traded their highest WAR player player in Denard Span and another talented OF in Ben Revere for what they hope will be a deep starting rotation of the futu...